I got a plan

Ok, fist we chop down a tree, then we strip bare. When the night comes, we gather under the bridge and light candles and draw swords and point them at the mountains. That should open the door. Once the door is open,we turn our backs and walk through it backwards. Once we’re through the door we will see a mahogany table with the jawbone of a kangaroo covered in  Polaner All Fruit raspberry jam. I’m gonna lick the jam off while you pick up the jawbone. Apparently that will answer the age old question……….. if

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